Moss is looking for a sweetheart. Moss chose this pseudonym because "we are both soft and juicy and I aspire to one day become it."

Moss is a 25-year-old fat spiritual jew and trans masc individual.

"I'm on a journey of radical self compassion and doing things that scare me. Extroverted introvert? Outgoing and flirty but freaking out on the inside at all times? In my spare time you can find me doing yoga, swimming in the lake, laying in my hammock reading, hugging a tree in the forest, feeding the hungry, donating kidneys, rescuing kittens, etc."

If you are playful and do bits... if you want to woo Moss... if you're 23-35... if you're any gender (yes you are!!)... if you can make Moss "feel like a lesbian?"... then this poem could be about you.

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A Moss action figure is coming out soon with the following accessories:

  • A flip phone
  • A four square ball
  • My cat draped over my shoulders

But until then, you can reach Moss at mossisnotmyboss@gmail.com

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Personal Ad 1: Moss