Kitty just celebrated their 23rd birthday, and is obsessed with vampires, murder mysteries, board games, and street cats.

In a surprising twist to the reality dating genre, they ARE here to make friends.

Really, just friends! Kitty's already in a monogamous relationship. Clearly, they know what they want.

Seeking at least semi-dorky people who find themselves at least a little funny. preferably enjoys hearing about vampire things. im sorry, i really like vampires.

Kitty's currently really into giant Chilean bumblebees.

look it up, its huge!!! i cant stop thinking about it and googling about it. its been described as a flying rat. bombus dahlbomii.

If Kitty was an action figure, they would come with the following accessories:

• side bag with detachable magnetic pins
• a sketchbook, a few loose pens (kept at the bottom of the bag, obviously)
• a container with something molding in it
• a horror novel
• a carabiner with too many silly keychains and like one single key
• a little orange cat named Dana

You can be Kitty's (and maybe even Dana's!) friend by hitting them up at 541-285-1695. Or on Discord @potatobug_

When you do, ask him to tell you the story behind these pics:

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