Winston is single as a pringle.

A Winston action figure would come with:

• a rock
• a tarot card deck
• a satisfyer pro

Winston is queer and trans-masc. Hella disabled, hella cute.

I am loving and wholesome to a fault, and I want to know it aaalllll. Trauma dumping? Who is she? I call it CONTEXT

Winston is a trauma survivor and artist who finds that colors and pictures come more easily than words.

Winston is currently into Chantress Seba.

I've been looking for outlets to process trauma and get back in touch with my spirituality, and holy hell. I press play and let my body move and feel how it wants. It has quickly become a part of my daily routine! HIGHLY RECOMMEND

Winston leaves us with this joke:

How do you fit an elephant inside of a Safeway bag?
.....
You take the A out of "safe", and the F out of "way".

If it is taking you as long to get it as it took me, it might be easier to just hit Winston up for the punch line on Instagram @artyeverett.

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